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Dreams… and (huh!) Reality.

June 4, 2007 – 10:42 pm

Disclaimer: The post may give you a notion that the author has surpassed all the heights of patheticism; which actually is sort of true
Have I ever posted that I am a *crazy* person?Probably a number of times.This post is another proof; which I am shamelessly sharing with a hope that my *unconscious* realizes [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in Java | Comments (0)

Is Google Bomb REALLY Diffused?

April 28, 2007 – 8:32 pm

I posted a very small article on Google Bombs; and quite co-incidentally few days later read that Google has started diffusing the bombs. Now “started diffusing…” makes sense when it has to be done manually, but aren’t we talking about terabytes and petabytes of data? We can never expect it to be done manually. Moreover, [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in bug, code, google, irony, loophole | Comments (0)

Idle Nights: Devil’s Mind

April 12, 2007 – 12:35 am

I stay back in the office during night and return back at around 6-7 am, when everybody is coming :). These nights are supposed to be LONELY as I am the only one in the building (actually in all the four buildings combined), apart from the security guards and office boys, of course. However, I’ve [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in bug, code, google, hack, hackers, life, loophole, video | Comments (0)

Amazing Interrupt Handling!

April 12, 2007 – 12:13 am

Q. Where do you think will you find an amazingly crafted code that would give priority to a Screensaver over a Keyboard/Mouse interrupt? No Kidding. Think.
Ans. If you guessed it to be an Operating System designed by the Redmond Giant, you are stupid. It’s not something to be guessed.I just posted to let you know [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in bug, code, hack, irony, loophole, microsoft | Comments (0)

A program called "3~" (Om)

March 3, 2007 – 1:09 am

I was returning back to my room at around 6:30 in the morning after spending the whole night, as usual, in office. Suddenly this though struck me.
I always talk about codes and related stuff and ask people to map their algorithms to real life while coding, especially in OOP languages.
I asked myself, what would it [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in bug, code, hack, life, loophole, script | Comments (0)

Vista!!! (3 Exclamations.) is here? (Why :-/)

February 19, 2007 – 8:34 pm

I don’t intend to post any review of the vista.
There are some neatly written essays on the topics by experts, like this one.
I was going through the article and stumbled on this page, which has the picture given below.

What happened was due merely due to fast glance and my mouse cursor covering a part of [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in apple, guide, microsoft, review | Comments (0)

Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates.

February 17, 2007 – 8:49 pm

This is one crazy video.
Though I have my own differences, but I loved.
Simply loved it

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in apple, microsoft, video | Comments (0)

Zone-H Deafced by Saudi Hackers.

January 23, 2007 – 12:33 pm

In an ironical/laughable/insightful event, http://zone-h.org was defaced today by Saudi Hackers. Irony because Zone-H maitains (probably the largest) archive of defaced site.
Below is the screenshot of the (defaced) homepage of zone-h.

The words “your security got bypassed .. see more security next time” are clear enough to announce that security is not an feature or an [...]

By Bipin 3 Upadhyay | Also posted in defacement, hack, hackers, irony, security | Comments (0)